About six months ago, Hitler decided to swear off competitive Pokemon after seeing too many things get banned by Smogon, so he took up hentai art, something he hadn't done since he was a young man. He opened up commissions and even set up a Patreon where ...
Ok mates. Haven't made a Downfall parody video in years, but I decided to make one after Smogon completed its third suspect test of the seventh generation.
As one can probably guess, Hitler isn't all too thrilled by the result.
Downfall is copyright (c)...
Ok, true story. When I was like 12 when I first bought this game, I saw Flannery's official art in my Prima guide and thought she was the sexiest female character in this game. And even now, 12 years later, I still think she's hot.
I have a commission of...
First fight against the kingpin of Team Magma, Maxie.
I'm going to open up by saying that the player's fight fight with Maxie is about as hard as any gym leader at this point, possibly more so since his team isn't stacked with one type. It also doesn't h...
Ok, I'm going to be perfectly honest here, this guy gave me quite a bit of trouble. Unlike Lt. Surge from FRLG, Watson isn't exactly a pushover, which is further compounded by the fact that ground types are poorly represented at this point in the game. Un...
Second "rival" battle of the game, and I gotta say, this is a pretty tough fight. Unlike in later encounters, Brendan's team is actually fairly powerful for this point in the game, and the options the player has to deal with his Pokemon are somewhat limit...
Second gym battle, and certainly a step up from the first gym battle. Brawly is a surfer that specializes in fighting types, and as one might expect, fighting types hit really hard.
One of the best ways to deal with this turd is to catch a Sableye in the...
After receiving the PokeNavi, there is a forced encounter with the opposite gender player character (I hardly consider Brendan to be a real rival, since he doesn't have any drive like Gary did). Might as well record this one, since this fight can prove to...
"Hello little trainer. My name is Roxanne, and I am a graduate from the Pokemon Trainer's School. Prove to me that you don't suck."
Roxanne is the first gym leader faced in Pokemon Emerald, and like Brock before her, she specializes in rock types. Howeve...
Boss: NK Cyborg
HP: 7548 (15096 on Hard Mode)
This cyborg may be a natural killer, but he also has a badass fight theme. Seriously.
Anyways, on to the fight itself. The NK Cyborg ha...
Boss: Miracle Fassad
HP: 5489 (10978 in Hard Mode)
Fassad is back once again, and this time, he's even hornier than he was before! Let's end him for good, shall we?
If one thought t...
Boss: Masked Man
HP: 5000 (10000 in Hard Mode)
At long last, Lucas and his friends come face to face with the commander of the Pigmask Army himself. But will they be able to stand up...
"Suicune. The Aurora Pokemon. Said to be the reincarnation of the north wind. Has the ability to purify polluted water."
Unlike most of the other legendary Pokemon to be obtained in this game, the legendary beasts have no preset location. Instead, these ...
Woot! First post-E4 vid of the run.
After defeating the Elite Four, Professor Oak will upgrade the player's Pokedex, provided the player has collected data on at least 60 Pokemon. After this, the player can unlock a sidequest on the Sevii Islands where h...
"We meet again, Jimmy! I see you haven't fallen behind too badly! It's such a shame, really. I've always been five steps ahead from the beginning... On my journey, I searched high and low for a team that could beat any Pokemon type! And now, I stand at th...
"The dragons are coming! They're on their way! But first, let's talk about wieners."
Lance is the last of the so-called elites, and while not the toughest, he's certainly a step up from Lorelei and Bruno. Lance claims to use dragon types, which is only h...
Agatha is the third of the so-called elite four, and is the first somewhat challenging E4 member. She touts herself to be a ghost type specialist, but is really a poison type user. However, like Koga, many of her Pokemon gained Levitate over the generatio...
Second member of the so-called elites.
Bruno is a fighting type specialist, but he also packs a pair of Onixes for whatever reason. Those who fought this guy in RBY might remember him being a bigger joke than the Detroit Lions, as anything carrying Psych...
At long last, I take on the elite four.
Lorelei is the first of the so-called elites, specializing in water and ice types. Her strategy, so to speak, is to wear the player down by setting up Hail (basically, sandstorm, but only ice types are immune to it...
"Moltres. The Flame Pokemon. Is said that its appearance indicates the coming of spring. It can heal itself by dipping its body in magma."
Moltres can be encountered at the summit of Mt. Ember, located to the north of Knot Island. This obviously gives it...
"Zapdos. The Electric Pokemon. Said to appear when a storm cloud splits into two halves. By flapping its wings, it can create thunderbolts."
Zapdos is located at the end of the abandoned power plant just south of the entrance to Rock Tunnel. No real need...
Dunno if this counts as a "boss" video, but may as well showcase myself catching the legendary birds.
"Articuno. The Freeze Pokemon. Said to appear to doomed travelers lost in icy mountains. It can chill the moisture around itself to create blizzard...
Great time for a rival battle, eh?
Gary is once again waiting for the player on Route 22, and those keeping tabs on the times we've ran into him might remember fighting him on this route very early on in the game. Of course, there are a couple of differe...
"We meet again, boy. However, do not think for a second that you're hot shit just because you managed to defeat me in the Silph building. I was merely holding back. Greater trainers than yourself have fallen before my might. Will you be the next to fall t...
"It's not a hat, but it keeps your head dry. If you're wearing it, it's because you've already lost it."
Blaine is the gym master of the Cinnabar gym, and as you can probably guess from that anime quote and his gym gimmick, he's very fond of riddles. But...
If you are looking to watch an episode of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, you've clicked on the wrong video. However, this Sabrina is still an awful bitch.
Sabrina used to be really scary back in the day, when the psychic typing was borderline overpowered, wh...
"Well well well... if it isn't that boy and his Charizard. How rude of you for interrupting our little business meeting. Maybe it's time I teach you a little lesson in etiquette!"
Yeah, Gio's back, and this time he's trying to make off with the master ba...
Just when one thinks he escaped from Gary's girth, he turns up somewhere inappropriate and brags about how he earned 10 badges... when there's only 8 badges in the Kanto league.
Anyway, this time, Gary is hiding out in the Silph building, blocking access...
Ok, this isn't exactly a gym, but I decided to include it nonetheless. The fighting dojo that I enter in this video used to be the official Saffron City gym... that is, until Sabrina and her cohorts ran them out of town. Alas, now only these sad clowns re...
Fifth gym battle, now up against Koga, a ninja who specializes in poison types.
Those who have played the first gen games might remember him being more or less a complete joke (well, except in Yellow where he throws a Lv50 Venomoth in your face). Well, t...
Prepare for trouble... Make it double...
Another stupid anime reference. Anyway, the player's journey leads him into the bowels of the Team Rocket base hidden away in the game corner, and it is here that we meet up with its boss, Giovanni.
Giovanni is a...
Erika is number four on the gym leader hit list, and like Lt. Surge, she is a relatively easy boss, especially if one has picked up a fire or flying type.
Erika's forte is to inflict status conditions and slowly wear the player's team down. Indeed, every...
Gary is once again waiting for us, this time in the Pokemon Tower, presumably to put his Raticate to rest. And it seems that he's been catching some new Pokemon in the meantime. At this point, what Pokemon he has in his party depends on which starter he c...
Lieutentant Surge is the third gym leader encountered on the player's journey, and despite his intimidating appearance and resemblance to Guile from the Street Fighter games, he's a complete pushover, especially when compared to Misty from last gym.
Vous ne pouvez pas ignorer la circonférence de Gary!
Now that I had a little fun with Google Translate, let's get to this fight.
The player meets up with Gary on the SS Anne, and his posse is more or less the same as it was before, the only difference ...
By the way, Amourshipper here. No credit to any Pokeshippers.
Now that I have that out of the way, Misty is the second gym leader that we face in this game, and I gotta say, this is a pretty tough fight. Misty's battling style is, in her own words, an al...
Thought you were able to get away from Gary Oak? Sorry, losers! You can't ignore his girth!
Anyway, Gary is back and he's blocking the only way out of Cerulean City. He's also gone and acquired some new Pokemon and even evolved his Pidgey - 1 level lower...
Brock rocks. Except for the time he tried to have sex with Nurse Joy and Croagunk shoved a poison-imbued fist up his ass for trying.
Anime jokes aside, Brock is the first gym leader that the player faces on his journey through Kanto, and depending on who...
Taking a break from Mother 3 for a while, since I was getting fairly tired of searching for the mystic stick (1/30 chance of being dropped by heftyheads... fuck my life). So in the interim, I decided to boot up my old LeafGreen file and start a new game. ...
Boss: Barrier Trio
HP: 4000 (8000 in Hard Mode)
Oh boy... another hard one coming...
This fight is without any doubt one of the hardest in the entire game. First things first, these...
Boss: Eerie Smile (Zombieshroom)
HP: 2489 (4978 in Hard Mode)
First things first, it should be noted that what you're fighting is actually a zombieshroom. You're just too tripped up on s...
Boss: Master Eddy
HP: 2568 (5136 in Hard Mode)
First boss of the Tanetane arc.
In many ways, this guy is a breather, especially considering how strong the last two bosses were. For starte...